虽说看雅思的阅读也不是很无聊，只是正经的东西看太多了，我就觉得自己变得太不正常了。当我在郁闷呀郁闷之后思想斗争呀斗争之中时，终于意想不到的看到了新生的曙光。我想不到呀想不到，我那本正直的雅思阅读教材竟然在某堂课前的Warm up里出现了这么一个小笑话。

Four Sons

These 4 gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee.

“My son Kent, ”says one, “has made quite a name for himself in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He’s so successful in fact, in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift.”

The second man, no to be out done, tells how his son began his career as a car salesman, but owns a multi-line dealership. “Norm’s so successful ”, in fact, in the last six months he gave his friend two brand new cars as a gift.”

The third man’s son, Greg, has worked his way up through a stock brokerage, and in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.

As the fourth man arrives at the tee, another tells him that they have been discussing their progeny and asks what line his son is in.

“To tell the truth, I’m not very pleased with how my son turn out,” he replies. “For 15 years, Chico’s been a hairdresser, and I’ve just recently discovered he’s gay. However, on the bright side, he must be good at what he does because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two cars, and a big pile of stock certificates.

啊～～激动死我了～～我把最后一段出现的gay这个词反反复复看了一遍又一遍。呜呜呜呜呜呜，终于不用再去Y了，不用再把guy看成gay，它的本尊终于在我读完大半本砖头书后闪亮登场了哇～～～于是我开始无比热爱这本雅思阅读教材～～顺便说一句，这个笑话我没在耽美界听说过，真是开眼界啊开眼界。这是我在本命年年尾看到的最美丽最让我发笑的笑话。